used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.
Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.
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The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.
Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.
"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."
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man in which has a large penis with hairy saggy balls.
I could clean the floor with your mop dick!
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After coming inside a females mouth, the male makes her turn over, spit out the sperm onto the floor, then screws her doggie style while using her face to mop it up.
Mr. Marcus didn't teach his wife how to dust, but he did turn her into a Spanish Mop!
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The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.
I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.
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When the guy cums and you mop the floor with it
Hey babe,this floor could use a mop and glow
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The act of inserting ones finger in another person's anus through his or her underwear.
She just finished dust mopping me... creating a vortex with my dainties.
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