goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

Goo Shooter

A penis. Obviously.

I shot my Mangoo from my Goo Shooter.

Jail Goo

The only thing left in the Jail's shower, after the water's been drained.

Phobia-Stricken Detective Adrian Monk, was absoloutely terrified by this shit. Honestly man that guy was seriously tripping

ADRIAN MONK: ARrrGh! Wipes. Jail Goo!, Jail Goo!
SHARONA: I ain't got any, Adrian. I've been arrested.
ADRIAN MONK: But.... Jail Goo!

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Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.

"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.

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Goo Eater

Someone who eats shit. (Human Defication)

Rohan is a Goo Eater.

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boy goo

Semen. Male orgasm. Jizz. Cum. Nut. Man bazooka juice.

Term coined by BBW porn star, Cotton Candi from some of her tug job videos.

Girl: (Mid-coitus) “Gimme that icky, icky boy goo!“

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bug goo

1. n. The remains of an insect as a result of splating or squishing a bug. (It also sounds cool.)

Dude, theres bug goo on the windshield. bug goo? BUG GOOOO!

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