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A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.
Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".
Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."
Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"
Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)
Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."
Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
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A Mexican delight composed of Poop, Tortillas and authentic Mexican spices. It's sold at such stores as Bargin Bob's House of Feces and Taco Bell.
Let's go to Taco Bell, I got a hankerin' for a pooperin'! Um...burrito...in'.
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when a guy takes a condom and shits into it, then he sticks it into a microwave for 30 seconds (preferably on high power), and then he fucks it.
I used my grandma's microwave to cook my shit burrito
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A variation of the Burrito that was invented in Philadelphia and is very popular in the Philadelphia area.
How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.
The Philly Burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. The only thing that sucks about Philly Burritos is, you can't eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.
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The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.
If a male from Norway injects feces into a Norwegian woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina.
I can't do a Norwegian Burrito because I'm not from Norway so I guess I'll just stick to a Tahitian Burrito.
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Any penis that isn't circumcised, generally a Mexican's.
Janet: Did you fuck that one boy, Liam?
Brittany: Absolutely not! He's got a fucking burrito dick.
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This is a phenomenon that occurs when you're jammin' on your burrito and the contents are ejected through the opposite end, falling into your lap. The cause is due to improper wrapping technique.
"Yo! Your bean burrito is all in your lap, ese. If homes had made it right, you would't have the burrito fallout!"
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