dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.

You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.

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dirt fucked

when you get fucked in the dirt. by the end you have leaves in your mouth and scrapes and bruises from rocks and branches. but damn, was it worth it.

-my back is covered in bruises, I totally got dirt fucked

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dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

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dirt grub

To have worm-like, odd, gremlin-esque energy and interests; can be associated with either nature or dirty alleyways, however the second would be a city slicker dirt grub.

1.) Charlie Kelley from Its Always Sunny is a dirt grub.

2.) I spent all night high in my backyard and practicing my Michael Jackson impersonations.

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Dirt Spider

A person's asshole.

Dude, you played with her dirt spider?

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Dirt clown

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

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dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)

Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.

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