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the HOTTEST guy in the world..... you no it... the hair.... the eyes..... the VOICE... ohh the VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julian Casablancas is hot!
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A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.
Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.
Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"
"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"
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A big boned beauty who has the moves playa playa, he'll be pulling a mud slide a tornado all the good good for his queen. He doesn't even care his little sisters in the room next door. He will baste that turkey on thanksgiving and stuff your stocking during Christmas. You will come home from a night with him looking like absolute hell but feeling like you've been touched by Jesus for even being in his presence.
-That King Julian from last night really showed me something new I'll be crawling for days.
-Girl I can tell when you walked into the house, I thought he hit you with his car!
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He's only the best and the sexiest singer in the best modern-age rock'n'roll band. He is nothing else!!!!!!!
You can listen to him sing, but you must see him sing, there is a slight difference!!!!!
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When Julian whips it out while you're having sex with your dog
I Just got a horny Julian last night
To inhale food and then demand money
"Julian! Pull a Julian!"
Julian Smith is known as the fittest lad in all of Camden and the best Fortnite player to walk this earth. He is so wench and will "steal your girl". He is the best basketball player of all time behind Moses Brown and strives to be like him.
Damn that guy is so fit it must be "Julian Smith"
"Is that Moses Brown or is that Julian Smith"