Samsung notes

Where Corvus writes fanfics

Corvus: I CANT DELETE THE FANFIC HELPAGDKAHD I DONT LIKE THE NEW SAMSUNG NOTES WHY DID I DELETE THE OLD ONE

math notes

Marijuana, pot.

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.

the notes in between

something that fucks with Kirk Hammett

the lead guitarist of the best selling metal act in the world, his only weakness lies within the notes in between

promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

Internal Notes

stupid shit your company makes you type because they are ass hats

Boss: Did you also enter internal notes?

Low-Level Grunt: No, I did not enter internal notes. My normal notes are super clear and easy to be understood by even the most obtuse managers.

Boss: Enter internal notes or you will fail your evaluation.

noted, moving on

Another way of saying "I don't care."

Variants of this include:
"Objection noted, moving on"
"Taken into account, moving on"
"Comment heard/seen, moving on"

Person 1: I think you're the worst person ever to live!
Person 2: Noted, moving on.

Eighth Note

Is an eighth of a beat, is played fast

Play an eighth note