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1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal
What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!
shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations
“omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”
To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.
A Total Maniac is someone who tries way too hard to come off like a punk rock sleazeball. They perform a corny caricature of 'sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll', only when they don't have to be in the office tomorrow. A particular breed of "weekend warrior", from the poser genus.
"I bet Dustin would huff some duster with us"
"probably not, he's all talk, total maniac."
totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.
“Totally juice, made from 100% juice” -the packaging.
a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.
You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch
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The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.
Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."
Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."
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