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the amount of time you have waited for your dad to come back so far yet he still isnt back
10 years has passed, where the fudge is my dad? Is the milk store he is going to in jupiter?
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New computer sotfware that enables cool people who use Vista to a better gaming experience than those who don't.
"Whoa, how come that game looks so good on your computer?"
"DX 10 on Vista man"
People born on this day are the best people you will ever meet<3
They are often caring, thoughtful, funny, unique, beautiful/handsome, and so much more! They make amazing best friends or even partners. If you know somebody in your life with this birthday, keep them close!
Guy 1: “Hey, when is Sam’s birthday?”
Guy 2: “September 10th.”
Guy 1: “That explains a lot!”
Human herpesvirus 10, or HHV-10, is the most recently discovered form of the human herpesviruses. The virus was recently identified in the crotch area of a Puerto Rican hockey player in a suburban Men’s League. Symptoms include spending your wife’s money at the clubs, urinary streams getting split in two and trouble with urination (ex: peeing at the club’s bar), delusional views on self worth, hypo addictive tendencies towards nerdy gaming activities, decreased speed, small penis, and genital sores.
HHV-10 is also known as the Captains Disease and is a sarcoma-associated herpesvirus. The virus is extremely rare at this point, but can be spread through sexual contact, oral sex, anal sex, hand jobs, rimming, tossing salad, reach arounds, and other various sexual acts. Like many other Herpes viruses, there is no known cure or treatment.
Hey dude, did you hear about Ed? He picked up Herpes 10 somehow! I guess it’s not surprising with all the transsexuals he hangs out with.
Ten thousand US dollars. This saying is often used by afro-american people.
10 Bands, Fitty Bandz, Hunnid Bandz -Drake counting his money
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The most insecure un-private OS ever.
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
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One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.
"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"
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