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Semi-automatic 12 gauge shotgun built on the AK-47 design. Slightly modified to permit larger shell size, this excellent offering from Izmash Arsenal in Russia accepts box magazines holding between four and ten rounds at present. Larger capacities are rumored to exist. The stock weapon uses an adjustable gas system to permit it to cycle low-brass "target" loads or full-sized shells. A number of short-barrel highly customized versions are availabe and very attractive as home-defense and offensive weapons.
"What in Hell is that?"
"AK-12."
"You pay the extra $200 for the short-barrel on that? It looks vicious! And you've got a stack of 10-round clips loaded with buckshot! Is that body-armor you're wearing? You're better armed than me and my partner!"
"Yes, officer."
"Well, I got no reason to hold you. Have a good night."
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Hey did you know it’s 12/19? Which means it’s someone’s birthday
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Probably the trash operating system that came after windows 11, I'm surprised no one has defined this yet. Windows 11 is already ugly as hell
Wow! I downloaded windows 12 and the icons are 10 times more simplified. And there is 1 mile of space between the buttons
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National fuck your best friend day.
James: Hey eli lemme smash.
Eli: That's pretty gay.
James: Its december 12th!
Eli: Ight bet.
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Noun: an alleged, but unsubstantiated, covert operation of the United States of America; with authorization to investigate the possibility of extraterrestrial alien intrusion onto American territory. Purportedly created by executive directive in 1947.
Although many documents have been circulated referencing "Operation Majestic 12", non have to date been officially verified as authentic.
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national e girl day, everybody should wear black clothing, chains, and doc martins
bro it’s december 12 get on them doc martins
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An Irish tradition during Christmas time, in which a group visits 12 pubs, and has a drink in each one. Those who survive win.
Tadgh: You doing 12 pubs this weekend?
John: Yeah, last year Dave has his head in the toilet 4 pubs in.