October 18

National beat a bitch up day

My friend: hey, you know October 18th national beat a bitch up day?
Me: Really? THAT MEANS I CAN BEAT THAT BITCH VINCENT UP
My friend: FUCK YEAH

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April 18

April 18 is national grab dick, ass , or boobs day

April 18 , “I grabbed ya butt ,and I grab ya dick “ 😂

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18 and 1

To screw up at the end, to be imperfect

Joe thought the night was going good for him but he turned out just to be 18 and 1.

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Rule 18

Do not watch porn with a girl they think of crazy things to do afterwords

*movie ends*
Girl: Hey lets go do *beep* and *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* ok?
Guy *looks at girl* WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!

rule 18

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December 18

Today you can either

*Grab your bestfriend OR exes boob.
*Scream about tomatoes
*Or be extremely gay for a day
GOOD LUCK

Ex1- Oh look today's December 18

Ex2-What-
Ex1- grabs tit( Gets slapped)

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July 18

Treat your girlfriend with lots of love!!! If she isn’t your girlfriend then what are you waiting for!! GO GET HER

Cooper: “Hey will you go out with me”... gives Makenzie a note explaining how much he loves and cares for her
Makenzie: “ Awww!! Yes”
(July 18)

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March 18

Like a secondary 420 this day everyone will smoke the dankest of pot and big booty bitches will come to please you

Oh shit, it's March 18th, time to get high asf fuck

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