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send ur girlfriend a dick pic day
no backies
bae it’s may 20th please send dick pics
Self-parm day. Everyone stops harming themselves and makes a nice Parmesan sandwich.
Girl 1: Hey, it’s may 20th! You know what that means?
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*
National Ask someone that you are kinda friends with out day.not your crush just a friend
Hey you know how it’s may 20th ?wanna be my boyfriend
slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!
person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*
person 1: “omg grace it’s may 20th! do you know what day it is!?”
person 2: “my birthday?”
person 1: “no it’s national slap grace day!” *slaps*
Lil Bitches born are born on November 20th.
“Hey that kid’s birthday is November 20th, he’s a lil bitch.”
National poke your crush day.
Taylana: Hey Abigale it’s November 20th which means it’s poke your crush day.
Abigale: finally nows my chance
Abigale: *pokes Blake*
Blake: Ouch what was that for?
Abigale: It’s national poke your crush day!
Blake: oh.
Blake: wait what?
Abigale: *walks away*