September 5th

A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing

Is today September 5th? Yes.

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[5th Base]

When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most

When your significant other lets you ejaculate into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you

Dude #1: Dude, I pleased my girlfriend last night, and then she started jerking me off and it was really hot, but she didn't think I was enjoying it, so she stopped.

I told that I loved it and needed to release, otherwise I would get blue-balled; but she wasn't really in the mood after that. So she gave me a choice: go masturbate in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect penis to catch my love juice.

I gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my jizz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!


Dude #2: Holy shit dude, you're such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th Base! We need to celebrate, lemme buy you some Pop; you are a Man now.

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July 5th

The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated

Person: When is your birthday
Me: July 5th
Person: Bye Bitch

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September 5th

BadBoyHalo Appreciation day!!

"Hey what event is on September 5th?"
"Oh you must mean BBH appreciation day."

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5th October

the day where the biggest faggots are born

omg i’m so happy i’m not born on the 5th October because i Don’t want to be a fag

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August 5th

August 5th is the day where any James and his significant other can send nudes to eachother. Because of this special day, the 2 of them get a free pass.

Today is august 5th...you know what that means!

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january 5th

the queens meme day

1: did u hear about january 5th
2: yeah queen elizabeth?

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