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Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back
guess what, I just broke up with Kyle today.
Kyle is a little gay asian like has a tiny cock and loves to suck dick.
You: Yo have you seen Kyle?
Wyatt: Yeah he's been sucking Joe.
You: who's Joe?
Wyatt: Joe Mama.
drinks mountain dew all day and rides atvs. most of the time a redneck and disrespects his parents.
Mom: Kyle, stop drinking that Mountain Dew!
Kyle: Fuck you mom.
An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.
Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?
Kyle is a boy who cares about his hair, his popular, his clothes and god
Kyle is an asshat, but we still love him
Kyle is also hot and doesn't put up with anyone's shit, sometimes kyle can be seen as a bully
*see cute boy with dirty blond hair*
britney: ooo hes cute
hailey: that must be kyle
He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall
That’s Kyle's sixth monster today
Watch out
A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.