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1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.
However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.
John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.
John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?
A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products
Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.
A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.