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When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"
Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.
When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.
They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!
It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.
Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’
"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".