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Male person who adores cats and tries to give his pet cat the best life possbile with their best ability.
Left him when he was born and we tracked him down and lured him to our town. He now works at his school and taught him about hearts, which is quite ironic. He will probably go back to the shops again soon tbh.
A car that everyones friend's dad has that is very fast.
Eh bro you got the dads car today I wanna go fast in it. Hey Greg can you drive your dads car today
Gone.
Your Dad: Gone.
You: sad
Your Mom: she ain't glad
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Psycho Dad is the man with an itchy gun who kills for fun, he is the lead role of the TV show Psycho Dad on the comedy series Married With Children. Psycho Dad is Al Bundy's favorite show, due to it's violent nature and negative outlook towards women (or positive outlook depending on how you see shit). Al would eventually lead a protest with his group NO MA'AM to fight the cancelation of Psycho Dad.
Psycho Dad Theme Song Lyrics
Who's that riding into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
A little touched or we're told
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one
Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's the tall, dark stranger there?
The one with the gun and the icy stare?
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wifes he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He likes to eat it raw, he's Psycho Dad!
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Psycho Dad's pussy son - "Pa? Pa? Can I really keep the pig I raised as a pet?"
Psycho Dad - "Sure, you can son. Now, run along and do your chores."
*Pussy son (boy) runs off to do his chores*
*Four gun shots are heard*
Psycho Dad - "The boy sure is dumb."
#2
Al - *Singing* Psycho Dad
*Walks into bedroom points at where Peg (his wife) sleeps on the bed, acts like he fires several gun shots*
Al - Sorry Peg, but I'm going to have to leave you there.. as a lesson to other women who don't cook for me.
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An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.
Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?
Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.
Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...
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A guy willing to hook up with a chick that has children from a previous relationship. Some step-kids will love him and others will not. The step-kids real dad is either not in the picture or there was a split from the kid's mom for some reason.
If a kids lucky they're mom will find them a good step-dad and not some fucker who treats them like shit.
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