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When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.
'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.
"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."
"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."
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when something is priced at a price that you can not afford
Girl: Can you buy me a rolex
You: Girl hell nah that shit hurts the pocket
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That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.
Joe: Hey, why you screaming?
Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.
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A painful condition stemming from anal sex.
Guys who use the phrase "butt-hurt" online are not only gay, but would not have the common courtesy to give a reach-around.
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the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.
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