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The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.
Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.
Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.
A fat ugly thing that has very greasy hair and is a weirdo that walks around with teddies
K: oh my gosh did you see kiwi??!!
M: YES IT WAS SO FUNNY
"u thought life was a kiwi?"
"yeah"
"then u were right"
"oh my god u have no kiwi"
Basically when the nutsack is very hairy
I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi
A male exclusive game consisting into sneakily unzipping your pants, in order to let one of your testicles out.
Once the ball is free, the dude has to act normal, until someone notices the testicle.
That person has to point the kiwi with its finger, and yell "KIWI!".
"KIWI!"