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Suggesting a stupid person. Derived from the national dress of Pakistan, a pair of baggy trousers (the shalwar) and a loose fitting shirt (the kameez). Similar to saying that someone "doesn't have much upstairs"
"Man, that guy is 90% shalwar and 10% kameez, if you know what I mean..."
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Sarah and I went to a 90's house party new year's night 2010.
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An independant film released in 2001. There were manyt sayings and lines in the movie that have been repeated, but most people don't know where they came from.
"Whoa, trigger. back the truck up"
"Would you like to see my fish tank?"
"Hoser, let's have a trazadone war.
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The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.
Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!
VH-1 television series which chronicles the still-too-fresh trends and events of the last decade of the 20th century. The show provides the opinions of quasi-celebrities on the decade's useless products, shitty music, bizarro fashions, brainless movies, worthless television, and other elements of cultural bankruptcy which otherwise would be mercifully forgotten by history.
It's depressing how little things change from decade to decade. The stupid shit on I Love the 90's is pretty much the same as the stupid shit on I Love the 80's which is pretty much the same as the stupid shit on I Love the 70's.
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The rule which states...
90% of the time a person is no more than 10km from their home and 100m from their car.
Where were you, you like, brojt the 90 10 100 rule.
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