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Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string
Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string
Jim What the hell is that
Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS
Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)
Bf/Gf: "Hey, Babe! What do you want for your birthday."
"For you to take off my new jock string."
In the automotive field, a technician orders parts 1 part at a time, rather than thinking ahead and ordering all the parts neccessary to do the job.
Tech 42 isn't a really organized technicican, he string orders his parts rather than thinking things through and requesition all his parts at once.
See Fudglet. A stringy form of of fudglets, bound together to be viewed as a ropelike formation. Annoying and can cause complete GI backup.
Damn man, you had a chain of fudglet strings a mile long!
When you have a friend that is as corrosive as acid and mean as a snake but they like you unconditionally and do your dirty work on anyone beneath the two of you at a moments notice. Usually in a workplace. The string reference is in recognition they could turn on you in a second and burn you to a crisp.
I love my friend Lisa, she’s my dragon on a string..last week I got Barry fired for slacking off because he pissed me off. We laughed our asses off because he cried at his termination appointment.
Like a can of worms but with strings instead... because, how long's a string (how long is a piece of string)?
"Dictionary" Definition: A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems, each of which is of an unknown, infinite or variable size or complexity.
Declaring Scott the leader of the cannibals, opened up a can of strings with the other senior members.
1. Third string on an acoustic/electric guitar.
2. Thong worn by most prostituites, exotic dancers and women who love to get yeast infections and the hemroid's.
3. Another term to discribe Thug, hommie, ect.
4. Possable explanation of another theory.
You: Come on baby let me see you pop that "G" for me. I need to get my nuts off.
Me: The only G String you'll ever see pop on this pie, is the third. I'm Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm not a G and I don't wear them. Love the sound it makes though.
You: Why are you being so hard.
Me: I'm reaching my own climax threw melody. Lets possabaly D, C, stroke A, without thinking about your cock for once, K? I'm incouraging beautiful thing's to hear, feel, and vibe with, besides under carrages and what's nots your interested in chick's putting on display.
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