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Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string
Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string
Jim What the hell is that
Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS
Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)
Is a chubby fat boy that is secretly gay and can see through clothes.(likes to look at male welding teachers)
That kid is a string cheese you better stay out of eye sight of him .
When you get so excited, you forget the word "fuse" and suddenly join Catchphrase as a contestant
James: How long do you think this will burn before it explodes?
Ly: OMG!!!! Are you actually going to light the.... bomb string?!?!?
James: ...... bomb string.....?? Go stand next to the bomb. <shaking his head>
Tip string is when you jizz and it hangs from the tip of your dick
Person: I was masturbating and a tip string hung from my dick.
A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.
"I just lay there like a lard-string."
Like a can of worms but with strings instead... because, how long's a string (how long is a piece of string)?
"Dictionary" Definition: A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems, each of which is of an unknown, infinite or variable size or complexity.
Declaring Scott the leader of the cannibals, opened up a can of strings with the other senior members.
1. Third string on an acoustic/electric guitar.
2. Thong worn by most prostituites, exotic dancers and women who love to get yeast infections and the hemroid's.
3. Another term to discribe Thug, hommie, ect.
4. Possable explanation of another theory.
You: Come on baby let me see you pop that "G" for me. I need to get my nuts off.
Me: The only G String you'll ever see pop on this pie, is the third. I'm Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm not a G and I don't wear them. Love the sound it makes though.
You: Why are you being so hard.
Me: I'm reaching my own climax threw melody. Lets possabaly D, C, stroke A, without thinking about your cock for once, K? I'm incouraging beautiful thing's to hear, feel, and vibe with, besides under carrages and what's nots your interested in chick's putting on display.
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