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a defenseless person; a naive, young person
He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.
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The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.
My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.
Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.
Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."
Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."
A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.
I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!
To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.
"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.
Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.
Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something
"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"
Otto Woods is from Texas and is a drummer in the band Waterparks. He has an Instagram account but hates the internet, he doesn’t have a twitter. Sometimes during a live show he would switch spots with Awsten Knight (Lead singer in band Waterparks) and sing and Awsten would play the drums.
Hey, have you seen Otto Wood?
Look! Its Otto wood singing!