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An organization started by a 14-year-old tool from Pasadena, as endorsed by his parents and apparently his friends. This group, obviously in direct violation of the USA's first amendment, has somehow been endorsed by congressmen and law enforcement alike. The aforementioned 14-year-old has also authored a hilarious, although pathetic "music video" wherein he spasms about his neighborhood, telling people not to use swear words. I, much like thousands of other people who have seen this music video, are anxious to hear how this person has turned out in three to five years.
"If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears - don't cuss!"
-14 year old founder of the No Cussing Club
"Do me a favor, say 'don't cuss' for me. Thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger."
-14 year old founder's equally queer father
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Little girls who think they're hot shit, who go to clubs with fake IDs, half naked, looking to hook up with every guy in the club.
Girl 1:Did you see that girl hooking up with that guy? How did her mother let her walk out of the house wearing that?
Girl 2:I know, shes such a club whore!
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A group of four film-interested friends who smoke strawberry blunts then go eat pancakes with extra crispy bacon at the local diner, for dinner. Better than The Breakfast Club, The Brinner Club makes time to smoke, then eat breakfast for dinner, all before nine o'clock curfew. Dig it.
Hopefully it will become a feature film in the years to come.
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"Who are those trendy assholes who keep eating at The Diner?"
"Why, that's The Brinner Club?"
"What is 'brinner'?"
"...Are you serious right now?..."
2.
"Those teenagers are wearing some cool clothes, but how do they fit into them, after all the fatty breakfast-foods they eat for dinner?"
"They exercise."
"Yeah, right."
"Okay, then what would you call their daily walks to that sketchy alley?"
"Fient."
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Clubbed thumbs (scientific name brachydactyly type D) is a recessive trait that reduces the length of the top bone of your thumb, resulting in short, fat thumbs. It really sucks because you get made fun of and texting is harder, it's also harder to play a lot of musical instruments and don't even get me started on having to find a bowling ball that doesn't get stuck on your thumb. You can have both or just one clubbed thumb, it also has like a million nicknames, including murderer's thumb, toe thumb, royal thumb, etc.
Person: Eww your thumbs are ugly
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.
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To be a member of this club, the individual in question must possess the following 3 attributes:
1. 6 figure salary
2. Minimum 6 feet Tall
3. Penis must be 6 inches or more
Becky: nice catch Steph. He’s rich and tall.
Steph: yeah, he’s a member of the 666 club.
Becky: oh...OH...
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A new band (formed in 2007) from the Los Angeles area, but also travels frequently to New York City. Made up of six guys, who are all quite attractive. Have a really cool sound, and mix a lot of types of music together. Tyler Cordy is the MC, Marc Griffin is the lead singer, Dave Dalton does keyboards, Matt Warshauer (Sauce) is the bassist, Matt Reagan is the guitarist, and Ian O'Neill is the drummer. Best songs include Same Night Sky, Worry About You, and Let Me Down Easy. If you like bands like OneRepublic, Hot Chellae Rae, or anything soulful with great lyrics, check them out. They deserve it, and are very nice to all of their fans. First album released in September 2010 called What Did You Think Was Going To Happen?
Person: Wow, that guy has a great voice, and has some great background music going on! Who is that?
Dedicated Fan: This is 2AM Club! They're gonna be huge some day!!
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The opposite of a sausage fest in which several women congregate and take part in mass scissoring
I arrived at my house to the surprise of my wife and her cooter club scissoring on my bed.
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