food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

Food Bully

Someone who actively tries to alter the recipe to the food you are cooking.

My wife would 'food bully' me into putting paprika on my eggs.

food shy

The act of not wanting to eat in front of people.

Them waffles good ass hell ! This nigga freddy acting food shy and shit , don’t wanna eat and shit”

food swings

When someone's mood changes in direct relation with being hungry.

Man, Sam is having food swings again. I hate it when he's hangry like that. He should eat something before he hurts someone.

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stoner food

1. A food whose taste that, when consumed while stoned, is considered by the stoned individual to represent the pinnacle of gastronomic delights.

2. An appropriately broad term that refers to a highly individualistic and subjective range of foods and tastes.

Typical exchange using the term Stoner Food:

Stoner One: Dude, we should get somethin' to eat...

Stoner Two: Ya bro...I could go for some tacos right now...

Stoner One: Fuck tacos dude...We should get a fuckin' pizza...Like, maybe a Hawaiian or some shit. No! BBQ! BBQ's the shiznit!

Stoner Two: No way dude...Tacos or you're driving...You drive, your choice...

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comfort food

(n) Defined as food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it, these tend to be favorite foods of childhood, or linked to a person, place or time with which the food has a positive association.

Grandma always made the best mashed potatoes and gravy, they've become a comfort food for me.

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