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The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.
This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.
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act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%
"I'm gonna pull a barbed wire trick on that motherfucker!"
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Wires in my mouth means, He/She has braces and cannot perform a sexual act
I can’t suck your di€k, I have wires in my mouth
Jamaican Patwah for liar/betrayer.
Mi nuh truss him, him a bag o' wire
We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.
Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.
a woman in a menage a trois involving homophobic men
Jill offered to be Bill's hetero ground wire in a menage a trois involving Bill's coworker Stan.
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When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.
She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!
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