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Abercrombie Zombie

Anyone who purchases a pair of pre-ripped jeans has a serious social problem. Anyone who refuses to cut through the clothing section in wal-mart to reach the food aisles in fear of being spotted and wrongly accused of shopping for clothes at wal-mart (anyone who regularly wears abercrombie shit rags) has a very serious social disorder. Get in school, learn to play an instrument, pick up a sport... do anything besides waste your time trying to fit in with the other assholes. NO, not everyone who wears abercrombie is a peice of shit... just about 90% of them.

There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:

1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.

abercrombie zombie is a retarded word to describe people who wear that shit

by track000 February 2, 2007

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Abercrombie Jock

-An almost inevitable stage of every adolescent boy's life, where Abercrombie and Fitch is worn most and playing 'manly' sports is considered the most popular. Being obnoxious is also very common among Abercrombie Jocks.

-A self righteous jackass.

Natasha: "Who's Joe?"

Samantha: "One of those Abercrombie Jocks."

Natasha: "Oh!... which one... they all kinda look the same."

by fruielagblia October 21, 2008

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abercrombie and bitch

Bipolar/ mood swing-y girl/ just a bitch who constantly wears abercrombie/ american eagle/ polo

1: I can't believe we only met 5 minutes ago, marry me!
2: No, i won't i've only known you for 3 days
1: Why do you take things so quickly, why would I marry you, you could be a dipshit! We're like so totally over!
2: You're a frickin' abercrombie and bitch!

by B to the Rizzle March 1, 2007

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abercrombie and fitch

Abercrombie & Fitch, established in 1892 as an outdoors store, is a clothing company. Like any other clothing company, some people are fond of their clothes. Some people have found a vehement dislike for said clothes and even the wearers. However, considering it's simply a clothing company, and a wearer of their clothing has every right to do what they want with their money, the forementioned critics are idiotic and wasting their time.

I think I want a comfortable shirt. I'll look at Abercrombie and Fitch.

YOU WEAR ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH? YOU'RE A PREP. I'M PREPUBESCENT.

by synthetik March 23, 2006

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abercrombie v

The sexy muscle that guys & some girls get when they're skinny with a toned boby structure. It's in a V shape leading down to the genital area.

Alexis look. he has an abercrombie v.!

And he's sexy.

He's outta someone's league but not mine. Im gonna try getting his number.

by Allex michaelis April 11, 2016


Abercrombie & Fitch

A store which makes people feel extremely self conscious if they are not anorexic (girls) or if they don't have six-packs (boys). Their clothes are skimpy and a "large" is a medium, a "medium" is a small, a "small" is a x-small and so on.

To put it simply: If you don't like stores where people stare at you for being more than skinny/buff and feel that $30 is too much to pay for a t-shirt, don't come here.

Skinny Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that loser over there. Can she even afford any of the stuff at Abercrombie & Fitch?

Skinny Girl #2: I know, right? She looks like she weighs more than 110 pounds, which is like SO overweight.

Normal Girl: looks around nervously and runs out of the store.

by Mangomango12 July 24, 2012

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abercrombie and snatch

The belief among so-called "abercrombie boys" that the act of wearing A&F styles will get hot girls to like them.

When you see average looking guys lined up inside Abercrombie and Fitch, you know they have only one thing on their minds: "abercrombie and snatch."

by zzzboy August 20, 2009

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