Crazy African

Someone of the African descent acting insane or raging in anger.

Jimmy's report card has 2 F's on it. Jimmy's mom sees the grades. Her thoughts on this are...
"How the h*ll did you f*cking fail two d*mn subjects? IF YOU EVER FAIL ANY SUBJECT AGAIN, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!"
Jimmy's mom = A crazy african

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African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa

Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet

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african brothers

fellasof africanlike skintone, usually friends, but mostly used by white people talking about their white friends

WhiteGuy:Sup ma african brothers
WhiteGuy2:Nothing much, Reginald.

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African rash

When you are caucasian, travel to Africa, and get a crusty rash on the edges of each side of your pretty little mouth from drinking out of dirty-ass glasses. Generally coupled with a slightly swollen, evenly bumpy, pink rash on your right, inside forearm. The mouth rash is slightly swollen as well and a little crispy, while the forearm rash is of a consistent texture all the way through and is more soft and gentle.

I went to Africa because I had to, and after sleeping in a giant net, I woke up with a fucking African rash.

I knew I had the African rash because when I googled my symptoms, all the fake online doctors had no idea what I was talking about because they are all assholes.

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African American

A Black person of African descent who is now an American Native. Many African Americans are Black and European threw slavery, hints, the Tran Atlantic Slave trade. Some, African Americans not all can identify will being biracial.

Black Americans who are citizens or residents of the U.S. who have origins in any of the Black populations of Africa and or Europe. They are African American or can be considered Black European. /Paraphrased from UrbanDictionaryUser - Act Right/

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African Fire

WEED

Did you hit that African Fire last night?

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The African Tumbler

Just after ejaculating from sex with a woman you do not want a relationship with, you throw her down the closest stairs and leave. This is effective to pull off the one side desired "one night stand".

Me and this girl i met at a club were getting serious and after i finished i performed The African Tumbler to ensure no further relationship would occur.

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