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7-11, the "convenient" store!
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !
Beautiful loving caring young lady gets all the lads and men can’t get enough
Did you see louise allen today? Ye man looking fine as usual I wish I was her
A kid that lives in blairsville Ga he is an amazing athletes but most of his friends have a small penis which their names are Chris, drake, hunter, and also Kyle!
He is known for his talent in soccer and football and is loved by every bitch in the world.
A pale wanna be Justin Bieber boy virgin
Dude 1: “ Yo look it’s a Layne Allen “ Dude 2: “ Yo not a Layne Allen noooo ”
she has a dump truck and it's very squishy
julia allen is a person who is so solid with a dump truck
Singer from LDN. She has attitude so don't mess.
Simon: I like that Lily Allen, she's well fit
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.
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iverson: (I-ver-suhn). 1. Verb. To pistol whip your wife while is unclothed, and throw her from the household in her naked state.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.
Even though Todd's wife was eight inches taller and forty-eight pounds heavier than him, he was a total Iverson and iversoned her.
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