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american soldier
usually an asshole, has nothing better to do with his life
the modern day ones overuse the word hero, none of them really are
not all of them rape, but most of them do
not all of them kill innocent people for fun, but most of them do
not all of them are common thugs with a title, but most of them are
and fucking degenerates that run around and scream HOORAH...trust me, they do, i
live by them, i should know
always feel superior to you and will get pissed if not treated like a fucking god
american soldier: i make an impact when i come into the room. i just got out of bootcamp for the marines HOORAH, even though i'm stationed in california for the rest of my tour, im a fucking hero. HOORAH
random person: i hope something horrible over there happens so they can send you
off to die.
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Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.
Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR!
BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."
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When a guy/girl is a 7/10 in America, but when they're abroad they're a 5/10 because people elsewhere have better grooming habits/workout more/care about appearance more.
"See Elliot is an American 7, but maybe like a German 4 out of 10 in terms of hotness"
An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.
"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."
what a fat american dumbass says when they don’t know what another language
Covlozs: видишь этого тупого американца? она, наверное, собирается сказать нам какую-то глупость
A fat bitchy karen: Shut up russian terrorists! speak american
Covlozs: что я тебе сказал
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Typically a racist American, may also be sexist and/or xenophobic. As well as thinking USA is the only good country.
Dude, hes just a radical american, lets go, not worth it.
A mercenary posing as a patriot.
This flag-hugging and traitorous dipshit President is a straight-up fake American!