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ian is a piece of shit and wants to fuck Ava but hes scared because he is a pussy
ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"
friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her
ian:im to much of a pussy
friend: ik im not dumb u retard
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An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.
God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?
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A very smart and intelligent person
Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble
But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone
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Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.
Girl 1: *puking
Girl 2: Saw Ian?
Girl 1 as she is puking: ya
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Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
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