Rural Dictionary

Oedipal Anus

A polite way of saying "motherfucking asshole," as Oedipal refers to the "Oedipal Complex," in which a boy/man has feeling of romantic and/or sexual love for his mother. Oedipal, in turn, comes from "Oedipus," the character in the play by Sophocles, who grows up away from his mother and later marries her without knowing who she is and his relation to her.

Anus, of course, is that posterior anatomical orifice also known as the "asshole."

"Mr. Ahmadinejad, you're such an Oedipal Anus!"

by Leesky September 13, 2009

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left anus

When you take a nasty shit but the ass crust only reaches your left ass cheek.

I just shat my left anus.

by CheekyArse September 11, 2015

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anus cheese

when a cow's utter spills milk inside your anus and you got butter all up in your butthole and you proceed to shake around, creating anus cheese.

Dude, a cow just spilled milk in my anus and i sat on a stick of butter. Im going to create anus cheese! who wants a sandwich?

by hottiepants20000 March 8, 2010

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Slim Anus

A name given to Eminem by the gayest group ever called Insane Clown Posse - but Eminem killed the queer clowns on the track called "Marshall Mathers"

"Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay
Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots"