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Can be used instead of Damn. Offensive saying.
The video didn't come on. Shit Arse!!!!
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The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.
Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.
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The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
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When someone is really annoying you, it is the first thing that comes into your head and comes out of your mouth, that doesn't really make sense but everyone knows what you mean
"Azoulay your such a tit arse"
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The Tatoo above ones Backside giving the illusion the the Buttocks have Atlers growing from them
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a comeback when someone calls you an arsehole
John: Your an Arshole
Jim: well your the whole arse
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