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The type of hangover a male (usually caucasion) gets when he hangs out with a beautiful Asian girl for an extended weekend and does not want to go back to work.
Can sometimes call in sick due to an Asian hangover if she is within a 20 mile radius of the male.
1. (co-worker) "How was your vacation?"
(Male) "It was amazing. I'm suffering from a major Asian hangover though."
2. (Male) "Yeah, I'm sorry I can't make it in today. Have a bad Asian hangover."
(Boss) "Wow she must be beautiful!"
(Male) "Yeah, I might need another day or two with her. I'll keep you posted."
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In other words, any grade other than an A+
Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!
Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!
Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.
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The way ever asian miracously happen to know each other through mysterious "connections".
"You know Jenny too??? How do you know her?!?!?!? You guys live on opposite parts of the globe!!!!!"
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A person who finds themselves drawn to Asians.
Hey! Look at that Asian-Lover.
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When multiple Asian females line up in preparation to sexual intercoarse.
Damn dude, you scored an Asian buffet?
Yeah I went down to China town, and ended up with an Asian buffet.
Im in the mood for some Asian Buffet.
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Noun
An after-dinner gathering of Asian American parents and their children. Because Asian parents often reject the possibility of befriending non-Asian coworkers and neighbors, these become their main social activity. As such, the average Asian family attends at least one Asian party on any given week. If the hosts insists that people arrive around 7, the first guest will usually come at exactly 8:30.
Festivities may include:
Playing cards
Karaoke
An exorbitant amount of sunflower seeds
Watching the Asian children play piano
Talking about what groceries have been on sale
Talking about white people
Nian Gao
A ping pong tournament
Comparing the kids' SAT scores
*list not exhaustive
The kids will either become close friends (leading to future vacasians) or will keep to themselves, choosing to hang out only with their respective electronics (iPhones, Nintendo DS, Kindle, etc.) Asian parties often go late into the night.
Alternate forms include the Asian Dinner Party (guests tend to arrive on time and will bring an Asian dish to this potluck-style event) and the Vacasian.
White friend: dude why can't you come over on Friday?
Asian kid: sorry, I have to play piano at an Asian Party so I don't shame my parents
Tennis coach: you know, Asian kid, it'd be great for team bonding if you came to the team dinner this weekend.
Asian kid: I know, but my parents are throwing an Asian Dinner Party and I really like dumplings.
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A type of boy that is from China, Korea, Japan, Mongolia or any other asian country. He has good hair, beautiful eyes and nice manners. Asian boys are attractive and smart.
Did you see that hot guy?
No, was he an asian boy?
Yeah!
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