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1. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police
2. most people in the Afghani area.
3. a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
4. any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
5. a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
6. any person that won’t answer a simple question
7. a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
8. any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.
Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.
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1. Most of those who add their own defenition to this site with little or no actual knowledge, who may also be ignorant.
2. Another word for where your body defecates.
"I that asshole put gays under definition for horror! Homophobic asshole...."
"Dang, most of the edits in words such as "furry" or "gay" were done by real assholes...."
"Alot of feces sure did rocket out my asshole after those molded cookies..."
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Anyone who dislikes my definition
That asshole just disliked me !!
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noun: Someone who repeatedly and compulsively behaves like an asshole
adj.: describing the behavior of aforementioned person
As he raged on for the fifth time that week, she began to realize he had a problem—he was an assholic. And at that moment, she realized she was not to blame for his assholic behavior—the problem was his, not hers.
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When a group of white people are witness to a black person doing a real "nigger move" but, because of the black person's presense, are not able to call the black person a nigger, they say, "asshole", but mean, "nigger".
Cracker #1: "Yo! Jarome took the last piece of pizza! You are an asshole Jarome!"
Cracker Posse: "Ha ha!"
Jarome: "Man, ya'll be trippin'."
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Assholery
When an asshole is so proficient at being an asshole it becomes art.
Franks exhibition of assholery at the company christmas party has become legend.
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The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole
Fall River is the asshole of the world
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