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The 3rd top name in sports, that America doesn't care about. i.e. soccer, hockey, quidditch, or archery. Austins usually have abs like Thor and will not hesitate to show them. When drunk, Austins have uncontrollable urges to throw smart phones at squirrels and rodents. They also love ridin' dirty to "On My Level" by Wiz Khalifa. The mortal enemy of an Austin are the Japanese.
Did you go to Austin's game?
No, I had.....clothes to fold.
I found a dead squirrel!
Austin must have gotten him.
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a sketchball who doesn't even lift
Look at that austin, he couldn't bench my left arm!
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Worst guy you will ever meet. He may seem nice and kind but get to know him and you'll wish you never did. He is a jerk and demanding. Don't listen to him cuz what he says ain't true
Austin can shut it.
Why are you acting like an Austin
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some country ass motherfucker who has squirrel teeth and a huge ass collection of guns. he always wears fucking camouflage, i guess that's why it seems no chicks see him. he acts gay as fuck, but is still a donald trump supporter. austin always talks in a country accent that will fuck you up. it's fucking annoying as shit. he's always friends with some other country ass donald trump supporter, who is probably racist and gay. austin is just a copycat of that guy. he's just a big bag of dicks, but he still doesn't have one
austin is gay lol
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a complete retard,sped,2 inch dick, no friends, likes wiener up the butt, and watches gay porn with his dad
I think imma bout to bust an Austin later
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Austin likes looking at himself he is narcissistic
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young country man that will never get his shit together. Likes to drink lots and lots to where he blacks out and fucks everything that walks. Tends to lie alot, especially to his bitches. Notice that says bitchES. plural. Yeah he can never have enough of those. Austins also tend to have a babymomma thats a full HOE, and loves to talk shit but wont ever do anything. Austin will say he loves you, and he will actually make you fall in love with him to the point where you believe the asshole walks on water, then he breaks your lil heart. Get u a Austin ;)
Fuck you austin, youre a prick!
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