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When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down
The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower
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When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!
Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.
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The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
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A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.
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when a guy cums on a girls stomach and then she lays in the sun.
cooked an australian pancake this morning
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butt cleavage - cleavage from the land down under
People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage
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Snort the salt, take the shot, sqirt the lime in your eye!
Man did you see becky!! She go so shwasted off those australian shot's last night!!!
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an especailly bad case of crabs
I heard you got the australian crickets from that turbo slut.
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