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"Big Mormon Wagon"
-A large American made S.U.V. referred to by a native American.
-named for their high occupant capacity needed to accommodate over sized Mormon families with like 25 kids and multiple wives.
-usu. heard in lands prominently inhabited by Mormons and Native Americans esp. Indian reservations
***on the reservation***
*white man pulls up to the convenience store in his "BMW"*
Drunken Indian man- "ey man, thas a nice BMW."
White man- "this isn't a BMW man..."
Drunken Indian man- "yess it iss mann. Iss a Bick Mormon Wakken!"
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BIG MEXICAN WIENER, or can also be illustrated as someone, usually and preferably mexican, with a large wiener
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(In Primary School)
Kid 1: Would you like a BMW?
Kid 2: Yeah.
Kid 1: Hahaha, you would like a black man's willy!?
Kid 2: No!
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B-blow
M-my
W-wang
Pimp: Ay ho...BMW!
Ho: What? I aint got yo car!
Pimp: I aint talking about the car bitch! Blow my wang ho!
Ho: Oh,ok!
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The car that every rich douche has. People who drive BMW are arrogant and spoiled. If you own a BMW and are under 25 youre a spoiled fuckin brat.
The old guys who are drivin BMW are pricks. They act like they are the shit and try to run over everyone on the road.
YUPPIE PRICK
Look at me , im a fucking trust fund baby
bmw:The car that SPOILED assholes get.
Watch out or I might smash that stupid thing up then you wont have nothin, Fuckin stupid
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Bayerische Motoren Werke or Bavarian Motor Works.
A German manufacturer that has Decided to concentrate more on making a contempory design and amassing a bunch of British manufacturers (MG, Rover, Rolls, the beloved mini) as opposed to keeping up with their reputation. Best buys are on the rarer series.
Oh NO! My non-european car just fell apart! Should have got myself something that isn't shit.
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