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BMW M3

The BMW M3 is BMW's sport coupe. 1st introduced in 1986. It was designed to compete with the Mercedes Benz 190.

The e30 M3 was built for the track and won many races.

The e36 M3 was built for the track as well as the road and featured staggered wheel sizes and an I6 that produced around 320HP from a 3.0 or 3.2 liter engine depending on when the car was manufatcutred. In mid-late 90s there was a 4 door version.

The current M3 (e46) produces 333Bhp from a 3.2 liter inline 6. and has nearly all the ammentys one could want as options from heated seats to stabilty and traction control.

The M3 represents some of the finest German Automobiles made.

by Ben March 15, 2005

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BMW Douche

A simple minded individual who has let a badge get to their head. BMW Douches often believe they drive the best car in the world, and that everybody hates them because they cannot afford one. This ignorance affects their driving skills as well; cutting people off, not using a signal light, tailgating, etc. To a BMW Douche, everyone that doesn't drive a BMW is a "hater", and simply hasn't experienced the "ultimate driving machine". They often purchase the bottom of the line 3 series, then consider themselves a true BMW fanatic, better than everyone else on the road. BMW Douches are becoming more common nowadays with low lease rates and abundance of available credit.

For examples of BMW Douche, type in "BMW" in Urban Dictionary.

by lolibear October 22, 2008

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Dikke BMW

Een 'dikke BWM' is een grote BMW die alleen gestopt kan worden door mensen die nog dikker zijn dan de dikke BMW. Mocht een eigenaar van een dikke BMW ooit in zo'n situatie terecht komen, bel dan naar het ministerie van binnenlandse zaken.

Dikke BMW jongens! Dikke BMW!! Waaaah, waaahhh, waahhhh!

by Oranje November 12, 2015

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BMW

a BMW is a BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

MR.lammas my biology teacher tought me this

woah ur moms a BMW !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!!

by peanutpeanut October 26, 2006

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BMW

A good piece of art in the world of automobile luxury, with style and good performance. However the BMW is nothing compared to a Mercedes-Benz, in look, feel, power, quality and performance (S-Class, Maybach, SLK, SL, SLR) "old men" car or not, Mercedes Benz has a greater history than that of the over-hyped BMW-Jock wagon.

BMW sux. Bmw sux. Bmw sux.

by BenzpwnBMW December 4, 2006

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BMW M5

A beautiful German sedan that looks like any regular stylish sedan but has the blood of a high performance sports car. It will smoke your average ricey import.

The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!

by import_killer March 7, 2006

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BMW

Most overrated shity propaganda car ever.
80% of their new cars are shity looking,but people
like them ,because its a BMW.
Not the best engines,not best design ,but people say
contrarywise.Cars that doesn't deserve that glory.

Guy:Look at that cool BMW.
Dude:No,that's an Alfa.
Guy:Than it's shit.
Me:Morons

by DarV August 14, 2007

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