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Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."
Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.
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titty fuck. to fuck the titties with teh cock.
"yo dude. i was drunk as shit last night and i straight balloon pumped the fuck out those huge thangs."
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when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.
Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
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The art of shitting in a balloon and bursting it over a children's bake sale
''School's finished, lets do some Balloon pooping''
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Someone who brings joy and good will to the masses using balloons twisted into amazing shapes and creations.
Term coined by Mark Byrne in 1980's. Used as a hipper alternative to other balloon names. Balloonatic, Balloonman, hey clown. Balloon Guy also denotes a skill level above the weenie dog an sword twister.
Also made famous in the movie "Wedding Crashers" known as the balloon guy scene with Vince Vaughn.
"Mark the Balloon Guy is Awesome!!" Last night in the restaurant we saw a balloon guy.
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A weapon employed by the sudanese on 80's disco music. An aids balloon would be released within the chosen attack area,usually consisting of a large crowded dancefloor. When the balloon was batted or popped the surrounding disco individuals would contract the Aids virus without the preliminary Hiv strain. Aids balloons are usually red or brown in colour.
"Tony loved too boogy, sadly he was attacked friday by a sudanese aids balloon"
"Deploy the aids ballon"
"The aids balloon apparantly killed freddy mercury"
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The act of forcing air through the rectum to make an air bubble in the lower intestine, preformed mostly in prison
Man you dont want to go to jail, they corn ballon you like its a fuckin' parade
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