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RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 15, 2020


talking banjo

He/she who has a very thick, southern, backwoods dialect that resembles the banjo instrument. Particularly country bumpkins similar to Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matthew Gaetz, & Lindsey Graham.

Origin: The banjo instrument was created by enslaved Africans and their descendants in the Caribbean and colonial North America. The banjo was reintroduced as a racist reinvention in the 1830s when white musicians would play in blackface.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s talking banjo accents justifies her lack of intelligence and her contribution to society.

by The Trevis May 13, 2023


The Rusty Banjo

Making a turbo blow-off sound, similar to that of a Scania V8, as you climax during sexual intercourse

"I gave her a The rusty banjo in the back of my wee rig"

by 110-90 July 21, 2017


Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017


flaming banjo

When you fuck your cousin while he is on fire, listening to folk music and it just a adds to the party

Man I loved giving you a flaming banjo, but now we have a double related kid.

by Pappie Scottish February 18, 2021


Banjos The Food Chain

Purveyors of the World's Best Banjo.

yesterday, we went to the Banjos the food chain

by bnashik November 23, 2021


Banjos The Food Chain

Total soulmate material. Knows your taste, never makes you wait, completely red logo, but not a single red flag.

"Everyone on Instagram is getting married".

Hope I also find my Banjos soon.

Nashik have many outlets of banjos the food chain.

by bnashik November 23, 2021