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A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.
A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}
Guy 1 Hey man ima go use the bathroom.
Guy 2 Don't do it. it's a KFC Bathroom
The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
When you use the bathroom at your friends house and take a huge shit.
Friend: I just made your bathroom into a smelly bathroom, don't go in there for about a year!
When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it
I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up
A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.
I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!
The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.
Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!