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Guy 1 Hey man ima go use the bathroom.
Guy 2 Don't do it. it's a KFC Bathroom
a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.
mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.
When you use the bathroom at your friends house and take a huge shit.
Friend: I just made your bathroom into a smelly bathroom, don't go in there for about a year!
When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it
I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up
A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more
Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass
When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.
Her: what what “the incident” at your high school
Him: the blood in the bathroom
Her: what?
Him: it’s a long story
when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!