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Trying to say something out loud but inside your brain is trying to figure out the best way to say it, which results in random verbal gibberish.
Batman moments can happen by yourself or between you and a friend during a conversation. Where you both know what your both trying to say yet both of you have a batman moment at the same time and end up saying gibberish to each other, yet still knowing what each other meant to say.
English (non batman moment): "Has your dad got the batman soundtrack in the car?!"
Batman Moment: "Gizz jear ger ver batman shhna thzy car?!"
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Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.
"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."
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Term for a homosexual couple.
Due to loneliness Jorge is interested in becoming a third party in a batman and robin sexcapades.
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Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman
Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.
Billy: feels batman
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Batman syndrome is a rare but life threatening illness caused by a series of traumatic events which turns an individual into Batman regardless of their sex. It's most common in men but it is definitely possible for women to get Batman syndrome if they are drove to a certain level of insanity.
"Why are you acting so serious today dude?"
"I am vengeance"
"Ohh you must have Batman Syndrome"
when you go ass to mouth with a girl.
then as you start to ejaculate in her mouth you pinch off your urethra then turn the girl around and ejaculate on her back. then proceed to rub your semen on her back with your penis. all of this happening while you are defecating in your toilet.
man1: hey what did you do last night with that girl?
man2: that girl and I did batman blumpkin
Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.
My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.