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Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

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One Lit Candle

A girl either giving a blowjob/handjob teases her man back and forth with a lit match or lighter on there dick.

Look here kid to make up for it iama let missy here take care of you give him a one lit candle.

by sourai November 8, 2011

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Roman Candle Canoe Wars

The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).

At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.

by ToRoIoS July 15, 2011

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Delaware Candle-lit dinner

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.

โ€œNothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.โ€
-Kal

by Varietyjake July 22, 2018

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Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.

"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

by thehipgoddess September 6, 2007

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Hoe ass candle

A person who thinks that the HIV virus cannot be spread through oral sex due to the harsh environment of the mouth. Originally from Yik Yak at the University of Waterloo.

"Who's hoe ass candle? I want her kik!"

by Hoeasscandle69 December 4, 2015

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West Virginia Candle maker

when you are having sex and you drip melted wax into the girls vagina.. then shove your dick in making a mold that you later turn into a candle..

guy 1:"dude how was last night with that chick from the bar?"
guy 2: "was awesome, gave her a West Virginia Candle Maker, i have the candle on my mantle.."

by itis1760 June 30, 2010

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