Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

Honestly Really Serious

when you are being serious but nobody believes you

nah i’m being honestly really serious

Serious Whoop

A men's hairstlye marked by severe blow-drying & brushing, upwards and backwards, to achieve a pompadour-styled doo. An instant-freeze aerosol hair product is usually applied immediately upon final flip-back of the head to insure maximum height.

Man! You are sporting a serious whoop!!

Serious Hack

Some buddy who thinks he's tits. In reality these people tend to think they're beauties when sadly; they are incorrect

A goon who thinks hes unreal at chel and gets cleaned out by his new roomie. used to be sick, but it now a serious hack

Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Saitama: Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Boros: OH SHI-

Boros: (dead)

Saitama: ez

Saitama used Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch on Boros

As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.

Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe

mad serious

when something is so serious it makes you mad

Dude 1: bro did you cat really freeze outside

Dude 2: YES BRO IM MAD SERIOUS.