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the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.
Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.
Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.
“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.
Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.
A well known nonce from North West England, loves watching local u9's football teams in small shorts playing. Often masturbates to inappropriate pictures of dogs in suits with their red rockets out
Wow man you're such a Brad Leech sometimes, always hanging around the kids from the local football club
Rhyming slang for a big shit
"Where's the toilet? I need to drop a massive Brad Pitt."
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Brad graham is a dope ass muthafucka who bleaches his teeth so white it acts as a lazer beam for the ladies so they dont get lost in the dark when between the sheets.
Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.
Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.
Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.
Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
Whats that brad Graham?
"Schmeeechmeeeschmeee"
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A rat that can’t even touch the puck on a hockey shoot out. No one like him and 2020 is Nacho year.
Brad Marchand is ass at hockey
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