Bent like a Berg cock

Peyronie's disease is a rare condition involving a deposit of scar tissue or plaque in the erectile tissue in the penis, sometimes causing painful and curved erections. A fellow nicknamed Berg suffered from a severe case of Peyronie's disease. As a result, his erect penis had a significant curvature. This gave rise to the somewhat popular saying "bent like a Berg cock".

A football player breaks his ankle out on the field, so he tells the physio "man my ankle's Bent like a Berg cock ".

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bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

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Bent coat hanger

When a male breaks his penis sideways and inserts it into male or female partner

Im a crazy dude so im gonna give you a bent coat hanger.

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bent like a wet noodle

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

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bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

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Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

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bent over without a reacharound

In court of law, to be given a strict sentence for the crimes one has committed

Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"

Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."

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