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When a girl sits on her partners face.
Joe: “Hey, what happened last night with Linda?”
Estabon: “She gave me a pink blanket.”
Joe: “How does your nose feel?”
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a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.
"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"
One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it
I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.
A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench
“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket”
When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.
Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
a suprise attack, vaulting oneself through the air, with intention to smother, onto an unsuspecting person or object lying prone. has been known to backfire when couch arm gets in the way.
Did you see that flying blanket Tom just tried? It came out of nowhere, and if the couch hand't hit him in the face first he might have smothered Kevin.