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When somebody erroneously states that something is the best or worst thing ever because they have only just encountered it and are too confused by thier unfamiliarity to it to realise its true quality.
Sam:"I got this CD yesterday, its the best album ever!"
Tom:"I think in a few days you'll realise you were just suffering from novelty blindness."
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Making decisions that are known to be costly in one way or another due to being in "love".
A: "Dude, you two are toxic for eachother and you break-up every six months!"
B: "Yeah, but this time will be different. WE will be different"
A: "Oh geez, you are sooooo love blind."
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When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.
Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin
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When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker
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Dating for the visually impaired
Ray Charles went on many blind dates with his wife, Della.
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Blind Walkthrough stand's for when a player record's themselves (Optional: Microphone, face) playing a game and completing it, without playing it before.
This is called a Blind walkthrough, since the audience watches the player play and struggle to complete the game with (Usually) no help or guidance whatsoever. The audience take's part in the frustration and other emotion's with the player if they are somewhat fucking emotional.
As the player complete's the game, the audience not only learn's how to complete the game, but take's LOLOL's at their struggle's and pain to complete the game. Especially if the player is playing a horror game.
- Example of a horror game Blind Walkthrough -
PewdiePie before Evolution: -See's monster- Run's away silently. Nope nope. Just no. :c
Audience: Lolol. :D:
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A sex prank in which the guy does the girl from behind with a window in front of them both and a cupboard behind them. A friend of the guy hides in the cupboard and quietly sneaks out and the two guys sneakily switch positions without the girl knowing. The guy who was initially in the cupboard is now having sex with the girl while the first guy quickly goes outside round to the window to wave at the unsuspecting girl who is suprised to see her boyfriend (or whatever) outside whilst she's still having sex... With someone unknown
Billy was so annoyed at Sally for cheating on him that he decided that he and Bobby should give her the blind date to punish the stupid ho!
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