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When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes
"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!
John: Sounds like a great idea!
Doing something that is useless
Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard
When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.
She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.