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bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
The greatest footballer to ever exist. Hates gays, plays for Swindon town used to go to IIL.
Ur moms lover “My grandad is Brett Pitman”
Ur dads lover “Well u just got Pitmaned”
A dirty nickname for a dirty man
Person 1: “who is that one Justice Trump nominated to the Supreme Court?”
Person 2: “Brett Kavagina?”
Person 1: “YEAH THAT GUY”
To be the best hydraulic shovel operator on the face of the earth.
You’re running that gear like a real Brett Thompson
Verb: in cricket, to accidentally bowl a beamer - an illegal and dangerous delivery above the batsman's waste height that does not bounce - when things aren't going your way. Named after the Australia fast bowler renowned for such deliveries.
Bonus points for feigning outrage when anyone suggests that the beamer(s) were not entirely unintentional.
"Yeah nah the batsman gave me a bit of tap so I Brett Lee'd one at his head. It slipped, honest."
A bad mother fucker. Kicks ass takes names. Like the roles Royce of bad mother fuckers ya know top of the line. Gets bitches like its nobody's business. Walking baddassness.
Nigga, don't fuck with him he's a Brett Davis.
Guy I used to go to highschool with, pretty nice.
"Have you seen Brett Smith lately?"
"No"